we're all mad here

baggvinshield:

speaking of the second coming of jesus, if he doesn’t remember and reference his time being tempted by crowley in the desert and going on a world tour together then what even is the point of him. bring me the minisode of crowley tempting christ to not sacrifice himself for god’s plan

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baggvinshield:

turniptitaness:

jellyfishjammin:

wraithee:

The fact that hell’s directory of angels tells any demon who has had any interactions with Aziraphale to immediately report to Crowley is such a funny detail. They really have been playing the long game.

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Get these fuckers matching “If Lost Return to Crowley” and “I’m Crowley” shirts

Excuse me, Aziraphale was a music tutor?????

I require a mini-sode dealing with this.

You can tell that Crowley wrote that last part because there aren’t any spelling mistakes.

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baggvinshield:

the fact that Crowley is not just kind of a shtty demon but has actually been a traitor to Hell since, at least, 2500 BC, the Job job. Crowley is likely the reason Satan lost that bet with Heaven - Sitis was about to curse God for killing her children, and for all anyone knows, Job would have followed suit. That’s 4500 years before Crowley signs the antichrist contract and then immediately actively tries to stop Hell’s armageddon attempt. At least four thousand, five hundred years of being a secret traitor to Hell while he lied about nearly everything he did, sometimes saved humans from damnation, and also, loved an angel. Jfc Crowley.

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dancingcrowley:

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Crowley + ⁽ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵉʷ ᵖʳᵉᶜᶦᵒᵘˢ ᶠʳᵃᵍᶦˡᵉ ˢᶜʳᵃᵖˢ ᵒᶠ⁾ joy ⁽ʰᵉ ᶜᵃⁿ ᶜᵃʳᵛᵉ ᵒᵘᵗ ᶠᵒʳ ʰᶦᵐˢᵉˡᶠ⁾

I had a bit of a Day but thinking about Crowley being happy helped so maybe it helps someone else too!

Letting someone else ruin your day is… I mean… it’s… it’s NOT ON!

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thesherrinfordfacility:

fr tho i understand why crowley wants them to run away together and run from all of it but he just seems to have forgotten that aziraphale does not cower, he doesn’t back down, and he. does. not. run.

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and honestly, crowley knows it:

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may i add?

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he is THE guardian of the eastern gate, after all

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